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Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
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