Best statuses Najbolji statusi Najboljši statusi Najbolji statusi Najbolji statusi Најбољи статуси

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That one person you liked from the moment you met themThat one person you liked from the moment you met them
"I need a drink or 12.""I need a drink or 12."
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a womanMaking a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Sitting on the couch and doing nothingSitting on the couch and doing nothing
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
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