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Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy." [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
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