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Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
High Heels ♥
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