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I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to youGetting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobileGetting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked.""Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatheringsBeing inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like youNot wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my catsWhen everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
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