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Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
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