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Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
The awkward moment when you're alone with someone you just met.
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
Life is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you right
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