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Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
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Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
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Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
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Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
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Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
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Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
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Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
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Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
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Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
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Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
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