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"Shut up, you love it"
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
"I need a drink or 12."
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
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