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I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Dont worry, drink happy :)
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