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If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
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