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User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
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