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- Page 56
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
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