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I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:DI remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back""But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut upParents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
Wonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" buttonWonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" button
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all dayI am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
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