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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
No brain no pain.No brain no pain.
WTF = Welcome To FacebookWTF = Welcome To Facebook
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession. I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
I'm not weird, I'm limited editionI'm not weird, I'm limited edition
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