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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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