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I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicappedMen are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.""If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign languageChuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
S.C.H.O.O.L. Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives!! :)S.C.H.O.O.L. Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives!! :)
~ The Soul's Shadow ~ There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ ~ Philosopher's Words ~~ The Soul's Shadow ~ There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ ~ Philosopher's Words ~
Being so hot, you stalk your own profileBeing so hot, you stalk your own profile
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
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