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I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
I don't have time to study, I'm a Ninja
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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