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LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
I Can. But I won't.
Blaming it on PMS
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
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