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I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
terpaksa harus sendiri....
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
Lets see what this can do !!!!
-Dude, she just called you Bellatrix Lestange!- -Oh , hell no! Hold my...JK...Avada Kedavra!-
Half drunk is a waste of Money
That awkward moment when you look in the mirror, and realize how sexy you are.
Don't wait for the prince on the horse. Usually, it's only horse.:D
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