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"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
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