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I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
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