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...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!? [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer? 
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish? [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son." [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7 [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Trust me, you really DON'T want to know what goes on in my head. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Snow... the only time 4 inches can make a girl excited. Page: