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...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
Trust me, you really DON'T want to know what goes on in my head.
Snow... the only time 4 inches can make a girl excited.
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