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- Page 59
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older, it sucks.
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
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