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Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
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