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Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
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