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Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
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Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
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When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
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Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
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Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
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My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
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I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
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Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
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The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
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Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
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