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You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.
Touching Things That Say "Do Not Touch"
I want to. But I shouldn't. But I REALLY want to.
Nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
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