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High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Sitting on the couch and doing nothingSitting on the couch and doing nothing
Johnny, la gente esta muy locaJohnny, la gente esta muy loca
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastardMarrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutellaRomantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
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