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Licking your food so you dont have to share.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
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