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Best Facebook status updates - Page 117
Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja
Sorry Means Nothing If Your Gonna Keep Doing It
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
I am not looking for someone who'll catch the stars for me; I'm lookin for someone who'll watch the stars with me.
why my body vibrate when I see you ? cause of you .. NOT AT ALL .. it's my phone reminding me to forget the past :P
Feeling more rejected than the first piece of bread
I miss you,you dumb a*s!
Smiling all day for no reason. :)
Signs your falling in love: You check you are hoping you get a Facebook message form that person. You"ll read their txts over and over again You"ll walk really really slow while youre with them They becomes all you think about You"ll get high just by their smell You"ll realize that you"re always smiling, when you think about them You"ll do anything for them While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time :)
She is a good girl. She has a good heart. She is almost a virgin. No drinking, no smoking, no drugs. She is pure as snow. And i am an unicorn.
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