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Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
Never give up on anybody, miracles happen everyday.
Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.
Some people accidentally walk on our feet and say sorry while some people walk on our heart & don’t even realize.
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Selling your mate on ebay. As a joke.
Get a life!!!
If you give your all to someone who does not do the same, It is not your fault when they get upset for when you stop. Expectation is not being giving. And Being half honest is not being faithful.
We have 2 hands, legs, eyes and ears but only 1 heart? B’coz other one is given to someone else. Go and find it.
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
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