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Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.
strangers in the night,AIDS in the morning
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
No brain no pain.
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
Eminem: I´m not affraid , Chuck Norris : I love the way you lie
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
Just keep your promise that you'll kiss me until then, and I will keep my, I will stay. Choose a day in the middle of week, choose a ''sweet'' little place, without a lot of people, and call me when you're sure you'll come. We still have enough time
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