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No brain no pain.
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
strangers in the night,AIDS in the morning
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
The biggest lie ever: "I have read and agree to the terms of use."
Bathroom conferences with your best friend at parties
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
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