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No brain no pain.
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
strangers in the night,AIDS in the morning
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
Rule #1: don't be #2
The biggest lie ever: "I have read and agree to the terms of use."
NO matter how worthless you think you are, There’s at least one person who thinks you are amazing.
Late to bed, late to rise, yup;that's me...Healthy and wise!!!! :)
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