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Putting something broken back together so the next person breaks it
If you dont get a miracle...become one. :-)
Saying oh! like you get it. But you still have no idea
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
Having weird inside jokes with your friends
Just take it easy cause there is no stress <3 ;)
Get a life!!!
When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
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