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Just remember one thing, I'm always here if you need me.
lifes to short to for mabyes
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
He is my little brother.If you break his heart I'll break your face
Like if you love Annoying orange :)
I've lost my bear , can I sleep with u? =]
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
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