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I'm not fat, i'm preparing myself for winter.I'm not fat, i'm preparing myself for winter.
I'm a woman. I Don't know what i want, But i can get mad, if i don't get itI'm a woman. I Don't know what i want, But i can get mad, if i don't get it
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my a*s in jail!If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my a*s in jail!
Sometimes it is not only the bad memories that's making you sad, but also the best ones which you know will not happen for the second time ...Sometimes it is not only the bad memories that's making you sad, but also the best ones which you know will not happen for the second time ...
The awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out of the way, but they move in the same direction so you keep doing that for like a minute.The awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out of the way, but they move in the same direction so you keep doing that for like a minute.
Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
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