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Some people need to learn the difference between rude and honest.
Don’t trust too much; Don’t love too much; Don’t hope too much; because that too much can hurt you so much. ♥
Don't dare to show me attitude, cus U won't be able to handle mine
We all want to believe that love is this magical thing that fixes our problems and makes things perfect. We look for the love that we see in movies and fall for all of Hollywood’s lies. But the truth is, love will never be like that. Love is something you have to work at and fight for. It’s not always pretty and it’s definitely not magic, because not even love can keep two people together if they don’t try.
If I do not believe you belong around me, I will make sure you never are again, if the door is open I still believe in you....
What if I accidentally rape you?
Lets see what this can do !!!!
A man in the kitchen is sexy
The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option
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