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wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
Singing with your friend out loud so you raise the dead :D <3Singing with your friend out loud so you raise the dead :D <3
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
I dont care how old you are, if you dont respect me i'm not respecting youI dont care how old you are, if you dont respect me i'm not respecting you
When people ask for candy im eating, i give them the flavor i dont like.When people ask for candy im eating, i give them the flavor i dont like.
happiness,happiness,happiness.....happiness,happiness,happiness.....
Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see againGetting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Texting Someone To Say That You Are Outside Their House Instead Of KnockingTexting Someone To Say That You Are Outside Their House Instead Of Knocking
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
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