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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 131
Calling me with unknown number? Damn, you're desperate! :D
when I'm depressed i eat and eat and eat.
Martial arts it's not the size of the man in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the man.
This is awesome. Awesome i say, A W E S O M E !!! :D
Promise me.. you'll never leave me.
Singing with your friend out loud so you raise the dead :D <3
There are two possible reasons why you are reading this: 1-You're really interested in me 2-I REALLY annoy you :D
Late to bed, late to rise, yup;that's me...Healthy and wise!!!! :)
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."
My specific smile can even raise the dead.
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