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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 18
When words fail music speaks
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
Waiting for someone you love is never easy
I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
Being a free psychologist to your friends
Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.
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