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Best Facebook status updates - March - Page 134
`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH
he is my only desire.
LIKE IF:My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator and so much more.
If you don't love me,just leave ;)
Single, sexy and ready to party! :)
Liars - people who are too much of a coward to tell the truth.
when I'm depressed i eat and eat and eat.
Promise me.. you'll never leave me.
Late to bed, late to rise, yup;that's me...Healthy and wise!!!! :)
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