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‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.""If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to sayThe awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or painThe first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
That akward moment when you wake up and you don't know where you are :DThat akward moment when you wake up and you don't know where you are :D
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
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