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After "M"onday N "T"uesday Even The calendar Says WTF :DAfter "M"onday N "T"uesday Even The calendar Says WTF :D
A word is just a word till you mean what you say!!!A word is just a word till you mean what you say!!!
i've been in love is painful, pointless and overrated..i've been in love is painful, pointless and overrated..
Falling in ♥ is such an easy thing to do but there's no guarantee that the one you love, is gonna ♥ you~Falling in ♥ is such an easy thing to do but there's no guarantee that the one you love, is gonna ♥ you~
The question is not "how many" or "why" - the question is "who" and "how" <3The question is not "how many" or "why" - the question is "who" and "how" <3
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to sayThe awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
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