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Some people come into your life as a blessing, while others come into your life as a lesson
Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.
Getting guys drunk and taking advantage of them
Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
"Who`s that?" "What are they doing?" "What`s happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin.
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
<3 the way u feel feel the one u <3
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