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I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
Unknown Drunken Injuries
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
Friends like mine are hard to find. There are so many pubs and they could be in any of them.
* I love you * * No you don`t !! I love you more * * No, I love you more * LIKE if you ever had this argument :)
Selling your mate on ebay. As a joke.
A woman needs a man who protects her, a man who never lies, a man who spoils her and she needs to keep these men from finding out about each other :P
If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER :)
Some people come into your life as a blessing, while others come into your life as a lesson
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