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Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
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Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
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"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
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I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
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Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
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I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
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Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
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Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
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Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
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Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
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