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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 104
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
Life is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you right
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
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