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Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
Those moments with a little devil and angel on your shoulder.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
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