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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 114
"Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry."
When people ask for candy im eating, i give them the flavor i dont like.
Having guy friends! No drama, no betrayal, no jealousy, they're much more entertaining, and they're straight up. They're like your brothers, and got your back, instead of stabbin you in it.
I love finding someone who thinks the same way you do.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
Randomly looking at your phone and you get a call or text at that moment
Looking at an old picture and wishing you could go back to that moment
Smiling like an idiot when you receive a cute text. :)
The worst feeling is realizing you had a chance and you blew it.
Catching yourself smiling while texting and people look at you like a freak
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