Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 120
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\ [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
That one `mood` when suddenly everything is funny & you can`t stop laughing.♥ [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do... [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you? [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit." [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
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