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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 128
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.
Like if you DON'T smoke (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~~ Publish If u Smoke! :OOO
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
You get what you give!
Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
Wh don't you face your problems instead of Facebook them..?
Allergic? Yes.. To what? To people...
You know what really s*cks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think he might turn out to be different.
Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice, but is still single.
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