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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 136
I realized why you afraid to be with me. And, who is guilty? But I forgive you
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
You can't be late until you show up
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
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