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You can't be late until you show up
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
I left her, I'll leave everyone who cheat me. After that, love, tears, repentance, can not help
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